![]() ![]() The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.Īnd there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. ![]() These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.Did you knowCronus liked to eat babies.Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.Odin got construction.
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